My blog is nothing but spam.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
(Source: fuckyeahthespianpeacock)
always
he would run into so many buildings
“Sir, are you entirely certain we shouldn’t just reblog—”
“JARVIS, JUST DO IT”
“I simply think it might be seen as…I believe the popular vernacular is ‘a dick move’… to repost a graphic without—”
“Jarvis, I’m fighting crime here, can you spare me the lecture on website etiquette?”
“I apologize, Mr. Stark, but I have suggested in the past that you not tumble while piloting. If you would simply allow me to—”
“JARVIS, I SWEAR TO GOD”
(Source: ta-ble)
i made a bet with my friend for 20 bucks and she won
shes expecting money but little does she know im gonna give her 20 pictures of bucks, male deers.
My Friend: South Park is just a comedy for immature men and is just full of fart jokes, how can you get emotional over it?
Me: YOU WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND THE SATIRICAL BEAUTY AND CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT...THEY ARE MY BABIES, BABIES I TELL YOU.
My Friend: Are you crying?
Harry Potter as a teen comedy…
Now that was brilliant.
I seriously will never not reblog this.
THIS IS LEGIT
I would watch the hell out of this.
I love this.
NO WAY OMG.
this is the bestest ever
suddenly I feel like watching the movie?
Holy cow <3 <3 <3 <3
grinning the biggest grin right now
(Source: justaskinnyboy.com)
Today my mom wasn’t home, so my eight year old sister asked me to set some words for her so she could write her daily sentences. I knew she did them every day, but I’ve never bothered to read them before.
My sister is a lot of things. She’s extremely smart, fairly quiet, and absolutely hilarious. But today I learned two new things about her:
a) my sister does not have a way with the written word
b) my sister is addicted to crack cocaine
I don’t know what the fuck she’s smoking but I want in on it sweet baby jesus I did not know what to do with myself while I was reading some of these
what is wrong with her
I don’t even understand what some of these mean
(things you should know: I am natalie, and her “silkys” are two little silk & velveteen blankets she’s slept with since she was born.)
oh my god
“I intended for my plan to go this way”
“I am beginning to be a horse” omg
“I want to quit my job even thoe I do not have a job so that will be hard.” shit i’m crying.
Look at this guy. IN CLASS.
Always reblog
My hero.
And not a single fuck was given that day
Yes, please.
